As you may have gathered almost immediately, I sometimes write stuff. What follows is a collection of some of said stuff. Some has been published before, which I will note, while others have been rejected by publication after publication for being too edgy, too forward-thinking, too controversial, too stupid or too outright not-good. Enjoy.

Cool short story, with a whimsicle twist! Proud of my son from another mother!
Thank you much, my dear Other Mother. And that’s probably the first time anything I’ve written has ever been described as “whimsical.”