Soon, Big Pulp will publish my short story, Mike (My Second Roommate). You’ll dig this one. It’s got blood and dirty words. Everybody loves blood and dirty words. Plus, I’m getting paid for this one, which makes it extra special. I’m surprised they went for it, to tell the truth. It’s kind of weird in one of those ways that may not be likable to intelligent people, or those with good taste. Look forward to it because you have nothing better to do.