You know what I think? I think scary movies should be a year-round thing. Every single month of the year should be filled with pants-shitting terror. Why should we confine our fears to a single month. Like Leatherface’s hyperactive brother, Nubbins, that’s crazy. You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to keep watching scary movies. And since I’m doing that, I might as well be writing some poetry about them. Like this …
Turns folks into what they watch.
Think Duck Dynasty.