Horror Movie Haiku #29

You know who would be terrible at parties? Demons. They’re always gunking up the place, shooting lightning from their eyes and trying to drag folks to Hell. Next time you throw a party, don’t invite demons. Little tip for you there. Now, here’s a poem.

demonknight

The blood of the Christ
Doesn’t just pair well with bread.
Avoid eye contact.

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