Why else are you important…?

The man’s smile widens, if that’s possible.

“Let me tell you,” he says, adopting a tone of voice similar to that of a king addressing his subjects. “In addition to doing all the stuff I previously mentioned, I also dabble in the writing of fiction. Such work has been found on websites such as Big Pulp, Six Sentences and Every Day Fiction as well as in the pages of Flash Me Magazine and several short story anthologies. Impressive, no?”

A.) No.

B.) Hell no.

C.) I’m going to kill you the moment I get the chance.

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